This is a link to the Barclays Premier League

Tony Hawk isn't real, but here's a website saying he is.

Tony Hawk isn't real

The comments above tell you a little bit about myself. The first is a pretty generic way of showing that I watch the Premier League, England's top flight division of soccer. The second has more to say, it demenstrates the absurdist humor that I and many other people I my generation share. I also just straight up like Tony Hawk, quality guy 8/10.

Courage The Cowardly Dog: My Favorite Cartoon Character

Courage the Cowardly Dog

Steve Buscemi is such an absolutely wild man.

He went from being the "How do you do fellow kids" man to uttering the hardest quote that has ever been in a kids movie. The line comes from Robert Rodriguez's 'Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams.' The line is this: "Do you think God stays in Heaven because he too is affraid of what he's created." One of the funniest things I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. Steve Buscemi: Mad Lad
Should people in Hollywood give me money? Yes.
Hollywood studios should be throwing me thousands of dollars for the idea I am about to present. It's another Batman movie, and before you "We already have like nine different Batmen why do we need another?" hear me out. It's Batman but played by Steve Buscemi, but wait it gets even better. The joker is played by... Gary Busey. You can't tell me that wouldn't be phenomenal. The Next Joker